Space Gits

Dexterity-based miniatures game of drunk-ass space orcs
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Space Gits is a dexterity-based miniatures skirmish game about drunk-ass space orcs lootin', shootin' and scootin', from Gaslands creator Mike Hutchinson. It features a host of unique dexterity mechanics, supports 2–5 players and plays out in under an hour. It welcomes and encourages kitbashing, has optional rules for vehicles, and can be played as a drinking game. It is extremely fun.

Orcs
Sci-Fi
Skirmish
One Shot
Campaign
PvP
Free-for-All
28mm
Game by
Planet Smasher Games, Mike Hutchinson, Tyler Russo, Till Förster

Gameplay

Facts and stats
Game type
Skirmish
Game modes
One Shot
Campaign
Player interaction
PvP
Free-for-All
Play time
35–45min
Gameplay characteristics
Dexterity Based
Dice Based
tokens and play area
A pile of d6, d8, d10, d12. 2×2 ft or bigger play area (it's chill). Measuring device (a short ruler or measuring stick). Gaming mat (to scoot smoothly).

You play as a gang of drunk-ass space orcs rioting through the megacity of Gnork. You are out for a thumpin' good time, and to loot whatever isn’t nailed down.

It has particularly silly rules. To move, you roll dice into the play area and move directly towards the dice, wherever they land. You shoot pretty much the same way, rolling dice and spraying bullets towards them, hoping someone is in the way. You fight using a twist on rock-paper-scissors, where each throw selects a different fighting action, so you end up in a macho bluffing game, trying to predict if your opponent will throw shove, pinch, or thump.

Both damage and activations are managed using little towers of dice that you have to move around with your dudes: if the tower ever falls down, so does your orc, and they can't get back up unless a mate boots them up!

Scoot around looting bottle caps, mugging your opponents, and generally causing mayhem until the 30-minute timer is up and you have to leg it!

If you want to see it in action, check out this awesome video by MS Paints.

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Hobby

Getting started with Space Gits is a small to medium project. You only need 3–6 miniatures each (and if you have any kind of sci-fi orcs already you are set). You will want a gaming mat to scoot the orcs easily and a bit of terrain (which can be just a bunch of rocks though, you don't need to go fancy).

Miniatures

Space Gits encourages you to kitbash orcs (or goblins and other related orc-y creatures), and has a bunch of rules for different weapons and fancy gear that rewards you for building specific goofy loadouts: big hats, hook hands, bottles of booze, and jetpacks, they all have special rules in the game. The official gang builder can give you a good idea of what's possible in the game. It's free to use.

If you own any existing sci-fi orc miniatures, you probably already have a valid gang. Just stat them up and you are good to go. Base sizes don't matter in case you are wondering.

The game has full rules for vehicles, letting you carjack each other and run each other over. We have found that 1:32 scale diecast toy cars work great alongside 28mm space orc miniatures.

There is also a "disorganised" play mode, called a Gitbash, that gives you and your friends one hour to bash together 3 orcs each as fast as possible, and then you immediately hurl them down on the table for two or three games.

If you want some inspiration for where to find good orc models, Mike has a whole collection of miniatures and terrain that you might want to check out.

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Facts and stats
Miniatures count
3–6 per player
Miniature scale
28mm
Model basing
Any
Note
If you already own any sci-fi orcs you are set. Base sizes don't matter.

Terrain

You don't need a ton of terrain to play the game, but you definitely want a gaming mat to make it easy to scoot your models and their dice towers from place to place. Thematically, you probably want to go for urban terrain, but honestly most modern or sci-fi terrain works perfectly. You shouldn't go too dense, as that makes manipulating your gits overly tricky. A couple of buildings and some scatter is ideal.

There are no rules for climbing, so the game doesn't need complex vertical terrain.

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Facts and stats
Terrain density
Low
Note
No climbing rules, so no complex vertical terrain needed.

List Building

You build a gang of 3–6 gits, picking from model types like Bullorcs and Runts, and a wide variety of wacky equipment. Each gang can be affiliated with a faction to give them a special rule, and if you want to complicate things you can also use vehicles.

There are three distinct build modes:

  • À La Carte: The standard list building stuff. Spend caps to build your gang exactly how you want it, with full control over every git, vehicle, weapon, and piece of gear.
  • Chef's Recommendation: Pick your gits and vehicles, then let the dice (or the app) randomly roll their loadouts.
  • Chaos Mode: Fully random everything! Your entire gang is left to chance: gits, vehicles, and all their gear. Perfect for a fun hobby challenge or when you want maximum chaos.

Once you get to the campaign, regardless of how you initially created your gang, your lovely gits can purchase new weapons and gear, and receive outlandish medical treatments (or, sometimes, die permanently).

Facts and stats
List building characteristics
Campaign Progression
Note
Gangs of 3–6 gits, with optional vehicles.

Setting

Space Gits is set in the trash-heaped urban sprawl of Gnork, a continent-sized orc megacity that dominates the planet of Crunge. All the strong and warlike orcs have left on some great raid, leaving the gits that remain to run riot in the city. You control a gang of drunken orcs, rampaging through the city, looting as much as you can before the filth arrive and break up the party. The world of Space Gits is a dangerous bureaucratic trashpunk party-town.

Facts and stats
Genre & Theme
Orcs
Sci-Fi

Digital Tools & Community

Official app

Space Gits has a free official companion app (made by us at Indie Tabletop Club!). It works on desktop and mobile and installs instantly on any modern device. Jump in at spacegits.indietabletop.club.

  • List builder: Gather a new gang with just a couple of clicks.
  • Campaign tracker: Track your gits' criminal records, add medical treatments, and manage your stash.
  • Print view: Customisable printouts for a physical reference at the table.
  • Sync: Back up and sync armies across devices with a free Indie Tabletop Club account.
  • Quick start rules: The free quick start rules are in the app, letting you learn the game right away.
  • (Coming Soon) Smart Rules: The FUTURE OF RULEBOOKS is nearly here... join the ITC Discord to be notified when the Space Gits Smart Rules launch.

Community

Join the Space Gits community on the Planet Smasher Games Discord and share your tallest dice tower.

Links

Here are some notable Space Gits links from around the web.

Product

Space Gits is available as a garish hardback rulebook from Planet Smasher Games. Digital rules are available from Indie Tabletop Club.

Facts and stats
Rule formats
In-app
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Physical

Related Games

If you like Mike's rules writing, you might also want to check out Hobgoblin. It is a completely different ruleset, but the rules writing is equally crisp.

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Content sources & copyright

Written in October 2026 by Artur Müller (Indie Tabletop Club) and Mike Hutchinson (Planet Smasher Games). Images and illustrations used with permission.